Starfucker just finished their new album and are out on tour. I haven't seen them play in a couple of years, and was thrilled to see what a huge following they've built. It was an incredibly dancey set. I got my jam. I was the chick in the photo pit shooting and singing super loud. After I'd bounced out of the pit and headed up to hang out on the scaffolding, I noticed their was a cop standing on the stage. "That's odd," I thought,"that cop has an incredibly large butt." Turns out, he was a professional of another kind, where having a large butt would be much more of a bonus on the job than in law enforcement. The guy was a pro-stripper and was down to a banana-hammock, a hat, and a grin in five minutes. He as doing something uncalled for with someone in a panda suit. Yes, the second time in one day that I witnessed some strippin.' What can I say? These folks hate clothes.